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Posted by Derek on 9 August 2008 at 12:53am

Because so many of you have asked, I will be posting a photo of Unkle Knuckles/Grumples soon. Before I ask him to meet me, I want to know what everyone wants to see him doing. He enjoys cereal, Everybody Loves Raymond's Mother Figure, when the dog bites, and watching teens play candlepin bowling.

This will be our fourth time meeting in a seven-year engagement so please know his patience for such things is brief. He's also trying to write a manifesto re: TGI Friday's being an evangelical restaurant. He makes a convincing argument without restraint.

Derek

2 Comments

Comment by Nicole Duennebier on 14 August 2008 at 8:43pm: Please tell Unkle Krunkles that he needs to make his reservations soon if he intends to rent my Inflatable Moonwalk.

Comment by Derek on 16 August 2008 at 2:01am: You're getting Unkle Krunkles mixed up with Uncle Knuckles knows that he'll have to fill out the MW12 Form for the MW Release of Medical Information Form. For some reason, Unkle Krunkles believes he can seduce your rent company's catalouge 888 number with the mighty rearing of his Chevrolet in the background. I think it's best for him to learn without my reminders.

:/