\ELLE CAPIE-TANO

Elle whose parents are French and affluent, poured many francs into making their wonderful daughter thee most sought after Artist in Paris.All the francs and the Barbaras and  Josephs in all the world would not make the bitch smile though. Miserable as sin she began to make her paintings more and more sick! So sick in fact that one was even painted with vomit. Her Parents were so ashamed. It just so happened that after one huge bender with Vinnie her buddy, the guy with a missing ear, they pair only went and created a supremely magnifico work of bloody art. How the heck it was done is a complete bloody mystery as they were absent on absinthe.

As the paparazzi pushed and shoved there way to take pictures whilst chucking dosh at the pair,the crowds were shouting..."is it a hut.or is it a bed, perhaps some undies?"

No it wasn't either of those three things,(thats the absinthe that makes you do that.) Elle thought as she looked at her bezzie mate with blood conjealed where his ear used to be, and there in a pile on the floor was a triangular mountain of luminous green puke topped with a very life like pale and genuis ear.

The money came in so quick they melted their  own brains and puked up an entire mountain range of expensive installations. They are still in vogue now even though he kicked the bucket but she turned into a dominatrix, a lazy one at that and one can still get a crackin slapping for under 59 euros. Smokes like a chimney I believe, and swears like a trooper.Posing in the window all day long thinking back to when it all started the night vinnie was attacked by aliens, or was it his donation to my project.Cant quite remember,anyway send the next idiot in.Whip Please ....CBA